Sayin's We Should No Longer Be Sayin': Fish Porn

Fish Porn:

n. – video or photography featuring fish

The mere notion of fish porn is ridiculous. Fish lack all the tangible features that make porn desirable–no breasts, an absence of fun plots in their lovemaking, exterior genitalia, etc. Female fish spew eggs and male fish, well, they just spew. At best, this could be called softcore fish porn, and I for one think softcore porn sucks.